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25 Random things about me…

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My HandleWell I have finally caved and decided to submit a 25 random things about me list. I normally hate these things as they share too much personal information. In this case though I have had a colorful life so there is lots of things that I can share. Some are humouros. I hope you enjoy.

So here goes.

  1. I hate shoes, seriously I could live barefoot or in flip flops and I usually do in the spring and summer. Expect to see me in flip flops when coming to my board room for a meeting.
  2. I used Used to walk around and smack people on the forehead cause it made a neat sound. At least this is something that I have grown out of.
  3. I was Born in England, lived in Winnipeg, Ontario and BC where I reside now.
  4. I was at one time in my life a “homeless Person”.¬† Slept on the street and worked hard to get off the streets. I have no respect the Bums that are capable of getting of the street but choose not to.
  5. I am a Workaholic, I have to be creating something I’m writing this post while watching TV and answering my wife/accountants questions on invoices etc.
  6. I Generally like animals and sea life more than people, animals are so innocent, loving and bring us so much joy. People well they start wars, hurt each other and are generally ignorant for the most part.
  7. I am a die hard Breast Man I’m totally Addicted to Boobs seriously its and obsession. If you keep reading there is proof of just how much of a boob man I am. They have to be real all natural though. I hate fake boobs.
  8. I Was once arrested at gun point – long story and no I don’t have a criminal record it was all a big misunderstanding. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
  9. I have never been to a strip club. No seriously NEVER BEEN. Don’t know why, I guess I have just never really had the inkling to go. Maybe it’s because most of the boobs are fake who knows. Come to think of it I have never gone to a funeral either, I have never seen the point in funerals. I have always gotten together with friends and family of those that have died and done something that we would do if the deceased was with us and remember them that way.
  10. I love to build stuff, anything, RC(Planes, Boats, Cars, Helicopters), Computers, random s**t around the house
  11. I can guess any woman’s bra size and 99% of the time I’m right seriously I’ve been tested over and over again by so many women that don’t believe a man can know that much about bras/boobs.
  12. I refuse to own any vehicle that is completely stock. I have modified in some sense EVERY car that I have owned. Come to think of it I modified my boat and my motorcycles as well.
  13. I have been involved in a high speed car chase (long time ago) in one of my modified cars. Young and Stupid is all I have to say for myself on that one.
  14. I too often have to say “I warned you!” or “I told you so!” TOO many times do I have to say those words. Read the post I AM THAT GUY for more info on this one.
  15. I am a born again TECHNOLOGY GEEK circa 1997 and loving it. I have 2 laptops, 5 computers, 2 home theater setups, assorted Radio Controls models, toys all over my office.
  16. Sometimes when I am bored I Google myself. Ok I am lying here its actually a daily event. Gotta check my placements you know.
  17. I actually KNOW everyone on my Facebook friends list. At sometime in my life I have had actuall conversations with everyone in my friends list.
  18. I have never broken a bone larger than a toe (knock on wood). Although I did dislocate and break a pinky toe once and had to set the toe myself while I was in shock about the strange angle it was pointing at.
  19. Some of the people closest to me swear I am psyhcic, I have predicted many events and occurances related to people around me. When tested for personality traits my strongest were Analytical & Empathetic. I am really good at reading situations and make very educated guesses on outcomes that are most often right.
  20. The most annoying sound in the world is people eating with their mouths open. This sound instantly throughs me into a negative state of mind, it is angering. I stopped dating a girl (way back when) for eating into the phone all the time. It is the grossest sound!
  21. I love the feel of new socks IF I was a millionairre I would never wear the same pair of socks twice. When I am not bearfoot of course.
  22. I don’t keep up with the fashion trends I wear what I am comfortable in. The only time I think I am in fashions is when I am on the golf course. The rest of the time it’s comfort clothes. If I am wearing a suit someone better be getting married or I am signing a REALLY BIG DEAL.
  23. When I was younger I thought golf was the dumbest game ever now I can’t get enough of playing it. Half to play everyweek. I even own a golf webiste YourGolfStats.com.
  24. I think reality TV shows are a joke and wishes they would stop making them, they are the epitome of what is wrong in this world.
  25. I took me 2 weeks to get this list together.

Well there is probally a lot more than 25 things in this list. Oh well makes for more reading. Thanks to my viewers for reading my space on the web. It is about time that I told you all a little more about me.

Check out some of my other favorite posts while you are here:

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Artists-vs-Programmers
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Meme guess I should do one…

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I normally hate these things but I guess I should do one or two just to pay homage to them.
  1. Where is your cellphone? On The Counter downstairs
  2. Where is your significant other? Beside Me
  3. Your hair color? Dark Brown.
  4. Your family? Spit into two group Welcome and Not welcome.
  5. Who you miss the most? My old cat Tally.
  6. Your favorite thing? Boobs.
  7. Your dream last night? I took a sedative last no dreams just good sleep.
  8. Your dream/goal? Domination of the internet world The ultimate .dot com Mogul.
  9. The room you’re in? Right now my bedroom
  10. Your hobby? Computers, Gaming, Golfing, Radio Control Models, Cars, Graphic Design.
  11. Your fear? Regection, Ridicule, Failure
  12. Where do you want to be in six years? Hawaii.
  13. Where were you last night? Doing accounting in bed.
  14. What you’re not? Tolerant of stupid, Fat, Completely Sane and people that lack common sense.
  15. One of your wish list items? . Lexus IS F
  16. Where you grew up? England, Winnipeg, Ontario
  17. The last thing you did? Accounting.
  18. What are you wearing? Silk Boxers.
  19. Your TV? 42″ Samsung Plasma, 37″ Sharp LCD, 120″ Projector screen.
  20. Your pet? YokiPoo Milo well hes really my wifes dog but I’m Kinda attached.
  21. Your computer? I have too many. QuadcoreExtreme2.66ghz 8GB DDDR2 8800GTX 74GB Raptor Drive, Fujitsu6025 Laptop, Alienware M17 Laptop,  Assorted others.
  22. Your mood? Driven, Focused
  23. Missing someone? Not at the moment.
  24. Your car? 2000 Honda Civic EX B16A JDM, 2.25 Stainless Exhasut VAFC2 Lowered 17″ Rims and more…
  25. Something you’re not wearing? Socks, Shirt, Pants
  26. Favorite store? Edge Computers, Ebay
  27. Your summer? Usually busy.
  28. Love someone? yes My wife and kids.
  29. Your favorite color? Black, White, Yellow, Blue, Green.
  30. The last time you laughed? This morning.
  31. The last time you cried? Can’t remember.
And Here is the other one I figured I would fill out.
  1. I am quite possibly addicted to Computers and Toys & Boobs.
  2. I shudder when I fall sleep. Scares the S**T out of my wife I litterally shutter like a massive hickup just as I fall into REM sleep. So I am told
  3. When I was a sales manager at a retail store I used to sit in the back with the other managers and make fun of the stupid people that would complain the most about things their fault.
  4. I enjoy watching Discovery HD a channel dedicated to Geeks.
  5. I knew I was in love with boobs the first time I saw one (I know I know it is what it is)
  6. I cannot stop thinking about work and the future.
  7. I hate stupid and ignorant people they drive me up the wall especially when I have to deal with them.
  8. The closest thing to porn that I own is the DVD of “Original Sin”.
  9. When I am bored and alone sometimes I Google myself.
  10. I drink close to 3L of water each day. I am always thirsty, but test negative for diabetes.
Feel free to copy these meme’s on your own blog thats how I found them…

Bra Sizes – Funny Flash Boobs

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I was surfing through some of the other blogs I assist in and found a funny sequence of images with humorous descriptions of breast and bra sizes so I through them together into a little flash video and posted it here for all to see. Woman and male Boob lovers alike will get a hoot out of this little flash movie. Enjoy.

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