What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? …
What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
About 45 pounds.
What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend?
45 minutes.
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How do you get a man to do sit-ups? …
How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. …
A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The boss says, "What happened to your ears?"
He says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shhh! I accidentally answered the iron."
The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?"
He says, "Well, geez, I had to call the doctor!"
