The inner chaos of a web guy's mind.
Little Johnny’s new baby brother was screaming up a storm. …
Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, "Where'd we get him?"
His mother replied, "He came from heaven, Johnny."
Johnny says, "WOW! I can see why they threw him out!"
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Funny status messages for IM apps.
February 3, 2008 - 9:56 am
Tags: My Golf stuff, What, Why & How
Posted in Computers, Humour & Jokes | 6 comments
•I’m Not A Gynecologist But I’ll Take A Look. •Even Your PokerFace Is Ugly •I’m Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One •A Little Birdie Told Me You’re A Dumbass •Attention! Choking Hazard •I Don’t Know You, But I’m Pretty Sure I Don’t LIke You. •Why Are You Still Here? [...]
Moon landing hoax?
February 2, 2008 - 1:25 pm
Tags: What, Why & How
Posted in Rants & Thoughts | No comments
YES I am dragging this one up again. I think most of us have seen the Moon Hoax documentary on FOX (if not here is a site about it http://www.badastronomy.com/bad/tv/foxapollo.html) and have an opinion on the topic. Here is mine. Did we land on the moon? Maybe really it doesn’t matter to me whether we [...]
Dragonlance(2008) Movie Review
January 19, 2008 - 8:28 pm
Tags: 3d, animation, dragonlance, movie, review, Why & How
Posted in 3D Animation, Personal, Reviews | 8 comments
Well the much anticipated release of Dragonlance – Dragons of Autumn Twilight was On Jan 15th. I have finally had a chance to see it. Here is my review of the film (no spoilers). Casting – The major members of the party are the only ones that I will be rating. Michael Rosenbaum – Tanthalas [...]
Useless Facts Part.3
January 18, 2008 - 10:57 pm
Tags: educational, facts, Funny, Humor, information, learn, useless, What, Why & How
Posted in HowTo & Tips, Humour & Jokes | No comments
Useless facts Part.3 • The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma. • No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven! (7) times. • Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. • You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television. • Oak [...]
Five Corporate Lessons
January 18, 2008 - 10:39 pm
Tags: corporate, Funny, Humor, joke, lessons, Why & How
Posted in Business, Humour & Jokes | No comments
FIVE CORPORATE LESSONS Corporate Lesson 1 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finish ing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, [...]
Kid & His Chemistry Set
January 18, 2008 - 10:34 pm
Tags: chemistry, Funny, Humor, joke, kids, What, Why & How
Posted in Humour & Jokes | No comments
Chemistry Set A father came home and asked where his son was. His wife replied that he was downstairs playing with his new chemistry set. The father was curious, so he wandered downstairs to see what his son was doing. As he walked down the steps, he heard a banging sound. When he got to [...]
Protect your Kids…
January 16, 2008 - 6:42 pm
Tags: chat, children, internet, protect, safety, swing, What, Why & How
Posted in Computers, HowTo & Tips, Personal | No comments
EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ ALL OF THIS and HAVE CHILDREN READ IT TOO! After tossing her books on the sofa, she decided to grab a snack and get on-line. She logged on under her screen name ByAngel213. She checked her Buddy List and saw GoTo123 was on. She sent him an instant message: ByAngel213: Hi. [...]
There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. …
January 16, 2008 - 9:23 am
Tags: Why & How
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There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale." A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish. The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish." The preacher bought some, took them home and [...]
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, …
January 15, 2008 - 5:04 pm
Tags: What, Why & How
Posted in Humour & Jokes | 1 comment
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?" Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking?" [...]
Why is urine yellow and sperm white? …
January 14, 2008 - 10:53 pm
Tags: Why & How
Posted in Humour & Jokes | 4 comments
Why is urine yellow and sperm white? So men can tell if they are coming or going.
