The inner chaos of a web guy's mind.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
01952 days
by MPC
in Humour & Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was trying to run away from Chuck Norris.
Programming is like sex: …
01952 days
by MPC
in Humour & Jokes
Programming is like sex:
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for …
01952 days
by MPC
in Humour & Jokes
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
