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A young man was hired by a supermarket and reported for his first day of work. …

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A young man was hired by a supermarket and reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, then gave him a broom and said,

"Son, your first job will be to sweep out the store."

"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realise that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom — I'll show you how."

A patient says: "Doctor, …

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A patient says: "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter.' But instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life'."

What’s the last thing to go through a bug’s mind as it hits the windshield? …

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What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind as it hits the windshield?

His ass.

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